February 2010
January 2010
Our nation finds itself in uncharted territory in the deep emptiness of space....
– President Obama
via The Onion
When I came back from death
it was morning
the back door was open
and one of...
– Derick Thomson
Return From Death
Found in the back of House Of Leaves
F. Various Quotes
Axe Cop is probably the best thing to happen to the Internet. Ever.
– Heather West on Axe Cop
In like Flynn.
Me: I took my first college pregnancy test.
Mom: Heather Nicole West! Did you pass?
Me: With a negative.
Tumblr is basically a fan website for Robert Downey Jr., Chris Pine and Jude Law.
At least that’s what I have seen so far.
I could claim noble reasons as coming out in order to move gay rights forward,...
– David Ogden Stiers
on coming out of the closet.
Girls are cruel
but boys
are meaner
bitch
bitch
ex- girlfriend
bitch
bitch
A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
‘is it to...
– Johnny Mandel
“Suicide Is Painless”
No, Heather, you’re pregnant.
– Kip
It’s a maze[ing] in there.
– House of Leaves
Strange bedfellows.
Give me a scotch, I’m starving.
– Tony Stark
Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.”
and
...
– Kurt Vonnegut
I want to do bad things with you.
– Jace Everett