January 2011
That awkward moment when you have to pee right...
ugh
Jan 1st
1 tag
YOU ALWAYS CLAIMIN' I'M A CHEETAH
Jan 1st
December 2010
Totally addicted to Eastwick now.
Dec 31st
whops lookin' @ pron for an hour
Dec 31st
I have an entire folder on my desktop dedicated to...
I call it cats in birthday situations
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
2 tags
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Forever listening to Darren Criss sing Teenage Dream
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
Last night I had a dream that Elizabeth Aubert...
Dec 31st
2 tags
Dec 31st
816 notes
3 tags
My ~AREA~
Dec 31st
2 tags
Dec 30th
3,432 notes
Dec 30th
1 tag
Dec 30th
880 notes
Thanks for the follow, timeschangesohaveyou
hope I don’t disappoint you with all my dirty talk.
Dec 29th
Heather West what is the meaning of life?
I just cut mold off of yellow cheese so I could eat said cheese.
Dec 29th
2 tags
Oh, I would but I'm having one of those 'heavy...
Dec 29th
i will no longer date anyone less exciting than a...
dirtytracy: he had better raid, pillage, and plunder. -a new decree from susan caffrey. we are starting a club. joining this club Swash and buckle, etc. etc.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Yes I follow a porn gif blog. No I don't care what...
Dec 29th
2 tags
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN WHY THAT ANECDOTE WAS...
Dec 29th
I love Darren Criss and Chris Colfer and what have...
jus’ sayin’
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
Every implement was leading to you And your homely...
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
1,124 notes
6 tags
Christmas Present spam
This badass haters can’t see me shirt A snitch necklace, it also opens. My grandmother got me this and I was really surprised! ALL OF BATTLESTAR GALACTICA A sweet ass watch. It tells time and shit. Another surprise from my grandmother. I’m going to get it framed. The Polaroid 300. Very excited because I love Polaroids but also sad because the 600 is better but now...
Dec 27th
I just want to leave here so badly and go back to...
Dec 27th
7 tags
Dec 26th
6 tags
Dec 25th
3 tags
You know who else dreamt of a White Christmas?
dirtytracy: Hitler.
Dec 25th
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1 tag
charlatains & saints: Christmas Day (dcriss... →
heroes-and-cons: i’m going to be one of those obnoxious people because i’m hella bored Waking up on Christmas morning Being told you can’t open presents yet Waiting for everyone else to wake up Finally opening presents Getting that present that you really, really wanted That awkward…
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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I can lay on my face and listen to Firework by...
Dec 24th
Mom: So what is tumblr?
Me: it's a porn site
Mom: .....so you're on a porn site all day?
Me: Pretty much
Dec 24th
1 tag
How to make a Heather West
one parts Kanyeshrug one parts totally judging you right now one parts suck my dick
Dec 24th
3 tags
OH NO, THAT'D BE WAY TOO AWESOME.
Dec 24th
2 tags
These kids know what's up
Dec 24th
3 tags
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
moonshoesmyers: siriuslyawesome: snapeandshampoo: acciodoctorboosh: theatomicboom: astairewashere: siriuslyawesome: breakfastatlennons: landsharkkidd: humpinghippogriffs: thepadadick: accio-invisiblecunt: grasp-your-mandrake: REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.    
Dec 24th
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lol
Dec 24th
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Anonymous asked: BUSTY! TOPLESS TUESDAY IS ONLY DAYS AWAY!
Dec 23rd
3 tags
Logged out to see this new login page bullshit,...
I never log out.
Dec 23rd
Anonymous asked: BUSTY! TOPLESS TUESDAY IS ONLY DAYS AWAY!
Dec 23rd
3 tags
Reblog if you wishin' your name was Sami.
Dec 23rd
2nd lyfe
Me: So this second life thing, is it like Neopets? Do I have to feed it?
Jenna: ... No.
Dec 23rd
1 tag
Laugh at something on the internet at the exact...
this makes my life and oh i am 11 lol
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
1,998 notes
Characteristics of a serial killer.
seriousblogger: heilsatan: Daydreaming Compulsive Masturbation Chronic Lying Rebelliousness Nightmares Obsessed with Fire Poor Body Image Sleep Problems Accident Prone Bad Temper oops double oops
Dec 23rd
417 notes
Reblog if your glasses are actually prescription.
Dec 23rd
10,227 notes
3 tags
I think I've posted this before but it's just such...
Dec 23rd