February 2011
can i just...
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
January 2011
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You are stuck in an elavator with Darren Criss....
glitterandsequens:
I'm done
With all the internet bullshit. I think that if it doesn’t just end right now I will lose my shit. I just want to fucking be done with this. I want that picture taken down and I don’t want to ever have to interact with them again. I’m just emotionally fucking drained right now.
She and her boyfriend have taken things to a whole other level with poor quality photoshopped...
I like Thomas Jane.
25 Super Cool Bras →
“They don’t allow you to have bees in here.”
– Lucille Bluth
Arrested Development
Season 1 Episode 22: Let Them Eat Cake
BRB, READING THE 'BORN THIS WAY' LYRICS IN LADY...
I'm perfect
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My middle aged uncle from Ohio is also in an...
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PUMP IT... LOUDER.
“you and Julian Assange tie for the year’s most controversial figure”
– JMBG
I’D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY.
HNW
HATHOR LUV LIZ
oh don't mind me, i'm drunk
WE NOW RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED...
I DON'T THINK I SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR BEING WELL...
itsatomicx replied to your link: Two Refined Bachelors: AKA, Heather’s New best friends
HEATHER. OMG. WHAT?! THE PICTURES!!!! They are self proclaimed renaissance men. Heather, do you enjoy being serenaded? They want you to respond to that fucking ad. OH GAWD YES
Right? Man, those guys seem really fucking cool. If only they had something on there about Harry Potter. Life=complete.
Two Refined Bachelors: AKA, Heather's New best... →
Please click on this omg
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Anonymous asked: [IMG]http://i55.tinypic.com/24mf3iv.jpg[/IMG]
Hey, JOey BrOck, I got you this
That awkward moment when someone calls a truce but...
you ought a see how far down i can sink
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
JOey BrOckJanuary 28, 2011 at 10:27pm
Hmm, this is Bethany’s boyfriend, I’d appreciate it if you kept her name out your mouth. I think you do most the things you do just cause she’s better then you. Example? she can keep a relationship a hell of a lot longer then you can. She never bad mouthed you at all and you come out of no where with this? You’re really pathetic. I...
There is something by the abbreviation...
butterbeerismyblood:
HW that I really fucking hate. Every time I hear about it I just want to rip peoples jugulars out.
I guess I have too many skeletons in my closet.
TRUST ME
sometimes i remember that i had friends that are...
like dis post if you know i'm da ~best
Oh god I'm trying so hard to get through Benjamin...
Things I just want to own and just these things
Portable Record Player
Type writer (actually, I already have one)
Like fourteen outfits, tops
Only five pairs of shoes
my bike
my books
one purse, one messanger bag, one bag pack
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girl on date with what is obviously her gay best...
CAUSE I DO.
@Notagun: I'm just sitting in a Hastings in Hobbs,...
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A letter to Craig over the internet.
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Dear Craig,
I just wanted to write and tell you that I miss you. I miss you lots and lots and lots!
I was just thinking about how I hate everyone and I wish you were here smoking a cigarette across from me and talking about how dumb some bitches are and what have you. I can actually sort of picture you a little bit. You’re like wearing something super cute too, so no worries....