
okay no i’m going to bed after this
McSkarsgard Fluff about Michael dressing up his dogs and Alex being like ‘Oh my god Americans’. Also, domestics sort of and welll yeah whatever
Okay so one time Betty and I talked about Newlin and Eric fucking and well so I wrote her submission box crack fic PORN
Fic: The Lady Doth Protest Too Much
Pairing: Steve Newlin/ Eric Northman
Summary: Pretty simply PWP. Except with a thinly veiled sort of plot. Except not really. Submitted in parts to Betty’s submission box.
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here have some Askars and mic mac fluff idk

ugh okay so Utapau (oh my god is your name Elizabeth? That is what is on your sidebar but I didn’t want to assume whoops) is an enabler and so here is more McSkarsgard and I don’t care what any of you say
Follow up from THIS fic

Inspired by this picture and also remember when James Ransone was like ‘IT’S HUGE!’
Betty I’m wrting you McSkarsgard Frottage/dry humping porn
happy shipping birthday
Alexander’s eyes open when he feels someone’s hand pass through his hair.
They are spectacularly drunk and Michael tangles his ankles with Alex’s in the plush bed. He’s giggling and Alex keeps grunting at him to be quiet and go to sleep already.
Michael had never been a fan of jewelry on men.
Though, exceptions were always being made.